why do I need to be taken back to 1982 every fucking time there is a commercial break? Maybe that's all Amazon did for the future RN -- let him leave work early to attend night school, as long as he made up the time by coming in an equivalent number of hours early each morning. Generally, children born with cerebral palsy can expect to live between 30 and 70 years on average. That stupid commercial is shown on too many channels. R505 The insurance commercials are ridiculous. That computer virus protection software commercial where the employees say "believe" about 50 times - how more annoying can you get? I thought this was a tv commercials thread circa 2022? WTF? Hello and thank you for registering. I hope the folks at Home Goods paid hall and Oates a shitload of money, because I used to like that song. By accepting all cookies, you agree to our use of cookies to deliver and maintain our services and site, improve the quality of Reddit, personalize Reddit content and advertising, and measure the effectiveness of advertising. when he's offered cake and then claps his hands because he's just so damn proud of himself. I can imagine the smarmy ad agency asshole who came up with the lyric: "If it burns when you pee", [quote] This ridiculous commercial has some librarian looking woman dancing around to another stupid song with the lyrics, "If it burns when you pee", Bad timing for Dish Network. The first time I saw it, I thought that guy was J. You know, the song you hear AT CHRISTMAS TIME. Both people applying the teeth whitening product, seem to have very thin lips. I wish he would choke on that bite of dessert, the smug asshole. Some replies are obscure tv commercials. What sitcoms and canned dramas are you frumpy queens staring at? I've had the (dis)pleasure of seeing Sharon Stone in two commercials in the last 2 days. [quote]I think the bigger question is what channels are you watching that show these terrible ad spots. I can't wait for the ad with suburban daddies presenting hole. Also I think one of their taglines was something like "Now you never have to stop working!" It's silly but nowhere near as annoying as the previous ad, and the puppy is worth watching. I notice a lot of the channels which air retro-TV series also show these awful ads. I actually felt sorry for her. Covenant House homeless kids and the Shriner's gimpy kids give you a blanket. It's because she gave you a SUGGESTION and you took it. so there :D\r\renjoy!\r\rWhen cutie Katie makes a scene\rshe wears a smile brushed 3 ways clean\r\rCleaner breath. Those Uber Eats commercials with Elton and Lil Nas are bizarre. With NEEDLES. In many cases, the cause isnt known. Revitalize your smile with toothpaste with charcoal. Colgate reminds people that the power of a smile can bring optimism to those around them in a new commercial, titled The Power of a Smile. Such a stupid commercial. Continued from the previous, now closed, thread. The product is called Because Market undergarments and the ads show a perky blond 60ish woman telling us "I just peed my pants!" OMG, Sharon Stone shopping for glasses and the shop clerk looks like he is about to jizz himself. Or a T-shirt that says This T-Shirt is a MITZVAH! That hungry root shit comes off like its meant for poor people who have empty refrigerators who want to get em packed with food no matter what it is. [quote]Can a gyno exam actually be done over a cell?! The Chipotle commercial selling their plant based Chorizo or soyrizo where they get the whitest guy on the planet as there voice over. Is Alphonso a real person with HIV or simply an actor? I want to hit them with a snow shovel! He has his eyes closed. The vagina commercials are hilarious but only because they trigger that dumb bitch Monica Cole and her One Million Moms (should be renamed Twelve Hundred Cunts to be more accurate) organization. For example, you may say My Toothpaste Brings a Smile You Cant Outshine. Use words referring to whiteness and brightness and good taste, and if possible, tie it into the name of your toothpaste product. By the time I grabbed the remote to turn on the sound, the ad was done, so I can't judge the "quality" of the ad. And the women pooping commercial is incredibly misogynistic. I esp. The ludicrous Shop-Rite can-can commercials look like some high school class project. I've seen the repetitious St. Jude ads, the depressing ASPCA ads etc, but not most of the ads listed in this thread. After he smiles, the girl smiles too and he makes her acquaintance. that any real mom would probably burst out with profanity in a fit of temper. Disgusting curds coming out of her cunt. All they say 'are you going to make a donation sir?" Who's directing these abysmal spots? The insipid anti-Phil Murphy spots by the NJ GOP are laughable. "I'm a close talker, so I was excited about all-new Colgate Total. in those awful commercials isn't even funny. How many fucking Holocaust survivors are remaining in Russia??? Toms of Maine Simply White Clean Mint Toothpaste. The blond guy with the dog on the Liberty Mutual commercials has BDF, but is annoying. Any commercial that ends with "Living Spay-sez. While they can be amusing at times I find them one note and irritating in these commercials. She then envisions dramatic scenes of Renaissance couples at masked balls, kissing, etc. Brushing & Flossing Teeth Whitening Nutrition & Oral Health Adult Oral Care. I've never posted on one of these threads, but this Grocery Outlet ad has driven me past every last one of my limits. The Freestyle Libre commercial with that bespectacled, smug fat fuck who is checking his levels while at dinner with his wife. Does Voltarin only work on skinny gay men married to women? Others started on YouTube and made their way to the three main network channels and cable channels. They are selling basic fucking existence. It's probably one of the worst and most annoying commercial I've seen in decades. Seat Geek with the talking and moving rear end of people. Applebee's playing the fucking Cheers theme song. I don't know what the actor's union did with their plans. Gotta make that money! Like he knows what lasagna is. If you watch the Ricky Gervais series, "After Life", you get a real glimpse at the type of person who adores Kevin Hart. Applebee's stupid fucking commercial with a bunch of trashy, flyover/southern shits posting their stupid dancing videos. This is the exciting part!. My God, doesn't this man have enough money? The woman with the vocal fry walking and talking on her cell phone about how much research she's done to prove the vaccine was safe before letting her kids get it. Like haha bitch, you [bold]obviously[/bold] know the rules of the game we call life so well! So they talk about how they hand it down to each every time one is going through a rough patch in life. The only thing that would make this any less funny would be attaching Tyler Perrys name to it. Colgate 360 Optic White, Sonic Battery Powered Toothbrush Minions Kids Manual Toothbrush Gum Comfort Toothbrush Colgate Optic White Pro Series Powered Toothbrush - Black Colgate 360 Floss-Tip Sonic Battery Powered Toothbrush Triple Action Toothbrush Gum Health Sonic Powered Battery Toothbrush Extra Clean Soft Toothbrush By rejecting non-essential cookies, Reddit may still use certain cookies to ensure the proper functionality of our platform. Repulsive Amy Schumer is more disgusting. I needed him to be here.". The TeleDoc commercials are ridiculous, one of them is suggesting women get their vagine checked! The Chapstick commercial with the little girl kissing a glass window from inside a car or is it a bus? Patients receive at least 20% off* and you earn 10% of sales. The Suvie "countertop kitchen robot" commercial where some 19 year old is traipsing around her mansion's kitchen wing in an outfit from Star Trek's Ten Forward lounge. I love the Applebee's commercial with the dancers. Those with the longest life expectancies usually have more mobility, better medical care and adaptive equipment and greater autonomy and independence. WHY is he British? This thread is archived. Thank God for Target! It is possible to make a good TV commercial with a little kid instead of tripe like the one described at R308. Lindells type followers needs specific instructions when using his advanced product like the modern towel. our privacy/terms or if you just want to see the damn Body parts are floppy or too stiff. Question, would Plain Jane Kelly get that dude in the real world? Find your smile power and pass. Just slap 'em! The NYC Covid vaccine with the hyper, coked-out Jamaican woman. Popular topics. Is there a point? Amazon asks employees to appear in TV commercials praising the boss and employees are free to decline without repercussions? The other ad in this series features the Rapunzel character and there's yet another ad. He was a pain in the ass on that show, too. R409 I think you mean "the adowable teddy bear blanket". Well a new year brings tax, weight loss, exercise equipment and gym membership commercials. I hope that people who want to help understand that the best way is to support local groups -- but I suppose these manipulative advertisers have studies showing that their horrible commercials actually produce the results they want. I don't have cable anymore, but I went to visit family a month ago and they had cable so I saw lots of commercials. GET IN THE CAR INSIDE THE GARAGE INSIDE THE HOUSE. Other factors, such as infertility, can cause conception problems, but infertility is not a symptom or associated condition of cerebral palsy disorder. She clearly realizes the truth at that instant. Is the boy in the Colgate commercial blind? What are the early signs of cerebral palsy? One of the two women in the commercial says something like "Infused with two things - like a karate door!" What is this supposed to represent? Makes sense like that commercial where his idol Charlamagne Tha God talks about the friends he lost to suicide. Your clothes would probably be subject to ransomware. Only thing worse are their Adam Sadler tribute weekends who Im convinced owns a fare share of stock in the network. The spot features a visually-impaired boy who gets on the school bus and takes a seat near a girl, where he finds an empty seat. The AT&T internet commercial with the mom who's Zooming with her kids and the connection starts to break up. THAT would be nervy but, no, pick people who look like women in my family who I can literally hear taking a shit down the hallway when I visit, you fucking advertising assholes. In the preview for that instigator Charlamagne Da God show, well all of them are absolutely atrocious but in the new one someone asks him about the mental health issues in the US. What Can Your Smile Do? sums up a TV commercial from Colgate, depicting the experience of a young boy who is visually impaired and boarding a school bus. He looks old and sad just like Joe Namath. Natalie Portman in those commercials for Dior where she lip synchs cry by Janis Joplin! Those ZuckerFuck Meta adds with their multicultural security specialists whispering that Jeff needs regulation, that regulation is good in social media, please regulate us. The ones where idiot Rob Gronkowski tries to sign up for veteran's insurance because "I'm special.". WTF. Kids' toothpastes, toothbrushes and mouthwashes are designed for growing mouths, and have fun characters and colors that make brushing fun! View Products. Most adults with any kind of money in the bank and decent pensions won't be eligible for whatever Jimmy, Joe and everyone else is bullshitting about. Im in my home acting like Natalie Portman in the Dior commercial. I'm waiting for March 15th with bated breath. I hate the Wendy's fries commercial where they compare them to McDonalds and for some reason there is loud grating scream. As you describe it, Starbucks' contribution to her education may just have been allowing her to study at one of their tables between shifts without having to order anything. I can't help wishing there are sudden clouds and a mountain range. Those fucking Medicare ads are back. Burlington sells more than just coats, their commercial already explains that. while backed against the side of the black vehicle with her arms spread out along it, as if she were shielding her cubs from a predator. *, [italic]*Your results may vary. This commercial does not motivate me to buy the product, only to change the channel. and then we see the front door of a house with arms and legs sticking out of it, attempting to fend off a delivery man. Samsung can't even make quality televisions, you think I'd trust them with a washer/dryer? The worst is the one where they are stuck upside down on the Ferris wheel. It's brief and to the point. Colgate TV Commercials - iSpot.tv Colgate TV Commercials We don't make the ads - We measure them Sign up to track 105 nationally aired TV ad campaigns for Colgate, a Super Bowl advertiser. While seeking a seat, he introduces himself and beams his bright smile to a young girl, who cheerfully offers her name and they begin a conversation. That fucking guy who wont stop singing about his grilled cheese. Theres no hidden meaning, the squares are called eye marks and are used as a visual cue for the machinery to indicate where to cut the material. This is a longer version - in the short version I usually see he even lisps his s's. ), [quote] Leave alone nurse of Progressive commercial. I may never be able to eat another carrot! WTF! Nothin on my skin. PICK UP THE FUCKING TABLET! ANYTHING for yooooou! . I hope he squeezes every nickle out of anyone who hires him. First, this country tries to take away women's rights, and now, ad agencies are doing all they can to make women degrade themselves as if they were farm animals. commercial featuring "Bill"? Marie Fake Osmond is back with new Nutrisystem commercials. Finally seeing Christopher was alive and okay, Buck was overcome by his exhaustion and collapsed. Progressive commercials, they are getting dumber by the day. Grammarly commercials where people sit at computers with the camera spinning around them dramatically as slowly broadening smiles of joy creep across their faces. Then sit there for a little while. i still hate Tena pads "pussy skin" commercial. YYYY Colgate-Palmolive Company. iSpot.TV: This company is a TV advertising measurement firm, but it's still a helpful resource, namely . Why does a kid blind enough to require a cane, wear glasses. Fox is better. Not once until the famous Jack N the Box commercial did I ever hear the word chipotle ever uttered obviously especially at our restaurants. I'd rather have Medea do those Medicare ads than Jimmy Walker, in the new ads Jimmy sounds mentally challenged. Also was watching the show Killer Kids where I think its the Make A Wish cancer kids is a sponsor Its sick children in the commercial regardless and reminds me of how Drizly advertises for the show Intervention. Theres a difference. He's entirely too grown up to be offering the adorable teddy bear blanket as thanks for contributions. Colgate reminds people that the power of a smile can bring optimism to those around them in a new commercial, titled "The Power of a Smile". Help me I'm old. Include more links to these ads, so those of us that have never seen them can hate them too! James Cordon for WW. Any commercial with Kate McKinnon or Dan Levy. That preachy commercial about getting rid of your guns when you know someone in your household is suicidal. Gavin McHugh, the youngest of five kids, was adopted from Riga, Latvia, at age two and a half. A commercial for some type of OTC heath product where it's "infused". And Bounty..just pick up the fucking lottery ticket, pick the fucker up and THEN wipe the counter. Use supermodels or very attractive women instead! Colgate Total Diligence TV Commercial 2017 - YouTube 0:00 / 0:37 Colgate Total Diligence TV Commercial 2017 OzLandTV 3.55K subscribers Subscribe 127K views 2 years ago Colgate Total. The Colgate company in South Africa assured its customers in June that its products were 100 percent safe and said the United States did not import toothpaste from the country. I did enjoy the one where the little boy stuck a stick op his daddy's manhole. I think he's Australian, R121. How much younger to they want these little skanks to get? Dedicated to Improving the Lives of Blind and Visually Impaired People. Best of the Super Bowl ads? Is he somebody? What toothpaste makes your breath smell the best? Nobody in that age talk to each other like that. He shills so much stuffwhy? I had put my TV on mute, so when I looked up I see Liev driving at night while talking to the camera. Ugh! There are times that I call their numbers and complain why their fuckin commercials are so long and also mention why they keep using that 40 midget blanket pusher. Youtube skin care ads where millenials talk incessantly with big doe eyes about how this product saved their skin and their sex life, apparently. The company got in trouble during the 2nd Obama administration for making claims they could not back up. I'm fed up with this gimpy-eyed freak of a doctor who refuses to say his own first name on the air in those spots. This company must be preying on morons. Kids' toothpastes, toothbrushes and mouthwashes are designed for growing mouths, and have fun characters and colors that make brushing fun! Most posters to this thread do not have a TV. R378 and R381: I can't figure out what either of those weird commercials is trying to convey. Most posts here are obscure or rarely seen commercials not the incessant ones that drive us to want to commit suicide. Kevin yells back, what! The new Liberty emu commercial is pretty fucking funny, no matter how CGI'd it looks. And the message it sends is, Sure these workouts will make you FEEL like a dancer but youll still LOOK like a blue collar linebacker compared to this little blonde gazelle, ha ha!. The Asian bitches who yell stupid shit about their money in the Discover Card commercial. The stupid announcer and all those actors repeating what he just said. R484, The best thing about all those "happy people" designer drug commercials is the incredibly loooooong list of side effects and potential bad reactions they're required to spell out in each commercial. Cleaner taste. Please click here to register for free. I HATE that Applebee's commercial, both the song and the people dancing. Mike Lindells new towels hes plugging where one of the lines is are you tired of towels that dont dry? Bitch if it aint drying you what youre using clearly aint a towel. Oh, I also noticed Shark Tank had him on the panel ONCE and then never again. Youre thinking of Magic Johnson, r33. Thats really digging. Watch the "How to Have a Bright Smile" video and show your child how they can have a bright smile by learning this proper brushing technique. Damn. Im having withdrawals. R480, I'll add the Peyronie's Disease ad to your post. The Julia Roberts Lancome commercial - she doesn't say one word, and that big smile looks maniacal. This is a great reason to AVOID WW! What the FUCK??? It's fucking January, not the holiday season. Enjoy the best in current fiction, romance, mystery, biography, adventure, and morein easy-to-read large print! Does Christopher on 9-1-1 have cerebral palsy? I hate these fucking NOOM commercials that tell you what a poor, put-upon victim you are, while trying to sell their brand of "therapy". The cloying grilled cheese Kraft American cheese commercials. I don't know how Youtube's advertising algorithm works, but somehow they think I'm a candidate for pee pads cause I'm always getting these ads. The new 'Martha' ads for Medicare advantage plans is downright AWFUL. haunts my dreams. . Hello and thank you for being a DL contributor. And I don't need a speech impediment to be adoRable. That ugly, red-headed, skinny thing in the recent Walgreens commercial. . I think its doordash where theyre on the bus and this lady talks about how theyre able to deliver the best bofogo or something As if were supposed to know what that even is. You just know Jeff Bezos expects the entire world to get on their knees and suck his dick for paying his warehouse workers more than minimum wage. Those PetsSmart ads or whatever they are with everyone singing "I'd Do Anything" remind me how much I hate the musical OLIVER! Which is pretty much all that he does. When we were kids we had a different kind of bubble maker in the tub. Aww, I love dancing fool Ashley and her parents at their breakfast table in the "money dance" commercial. So does that mean your all crusty and used up if you have the audacity to actually wait to waddle down to get your high school diploma? We use cookies to ensure that we give you the best experience on our website. The commercial is just plain weird. I watch a couple of oldies like the Munsters on Cozi. Eeeeeeew. The part of the apparatus which goes into the body is sure not a catheter. The Oikos yogurt commercial featuring a young woman "singing" Chris Isaak's Wicked Game at karaoke. She is Customer Service. I'd rather switch channels than sit through shit like that again. 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