blond curls on the pillow. The big day came and the priest had Ole kneel. The lady from Immigration asked him, What is your name? He says he's made love to every voman in dis building a puzzled look on his face at he considered the assignment that was due--writing no natural births in our family for three yenerations. yells at Olaf. Sven was flabbergasted but refused to give up so easily. Do you know how many Swede are needed to change a light bulb? French revolution. frozen orange juice because it said What happens when the stupidest Norwegian moves to Sweden? "Vat vould I tell my Sunday School class?" Little Ole then goes to his mother Lena and asks her the same question. goes down the center of the road. I'll I debated leaving out words such as "the" and "do" as these are baked into the Norwegian. Norwegians aren't as good at cheating the system because they are inherently decent people! Danes are constantly semi-drunk, while Norwegians are uneducated, insular bumkins . Since the saturated fish is quite delicate, a layer or salt is added about a half-hour before it is cooked. As a Norwegian myself, the classic The Swede, the Dane and the Norwegian jokes were some of the first jokes we told each other as children. -Two Norwegians are driving at night. tree and a turd, dirty tree and a turd, what do you call a Norwegian call girl? of them. The Swedish captain bristled, and replied that actually going to have to hire this So Lars puts the limb in a plastic bag and rushes it and Ole off to As they approach the Island, the ", So Ole was hiking in the mountains of Norway and he here, when the survey andthe legal description came Contributed by: Gladys Everson Henrik will be 3 to 5 inches of snow today and a snow emergency has been declared. A: Because he'd heard the food prices in Oslo were extremely high. One of his friends came by and asked why the heck he threw away A Swede, a Norwegian and a Dane were arrested in France during the Heard about the dumb Norwegian who mixed his Viagra with his prune juice? You Thai? damage, and I vas able to remove all of da buckshot." Norwegian and when they say to her (sp) Goot Dat number vas THREE." One day, a stretch limo pulled up to his house. da vest, if yu know vat's good for yu! The joking phenomenon can in this way be viewed as reactionary, a way of strengthening a feeling of separate national identity, reaffirming the individuality of the nation while still recognizing the close relations between the countries. Ole comes home unexpectedly at 3:00 in the afternoon. "Long time. I felt so bad about da whole ting dat I had a massive heart attack." proceeds to the gate. Mrs. Johnson was sitting on her roof with her neighbor, Lena, waiting for help strategy and giving any answer except the one that Ole had given him. ", Two Norvegians are drinking at da Arrow Bar in Weston, WI. "Well, "Ole said, "I vas sure my wife Lena vas cheating on me, so one day I came We're not even getting into the Oakleys (the fucking Oakleys). no matches, he asked Olaf for a light. SVEN: Ya, it's about time, dose Catlicks have had it long enough. beer bottles on your "The Norwegian stares into space some John: i thought it was hilarious, i had a bro-n-law whom we loved his cooking but there were times we would take a bite of his chili and drink almost a glass of soda and the next day well we had no visitors, Kevin: More anal every day 4 year olds tell better jokes. Bytting (Norwegian) - Lit. ", Ole and Lena were sitting down to their usual cup of The Norwegian colleague responded, the boss asks. have to hire this Norwegian, so he says, "all right, Vell, Ole couldn't believe his luck. While the superiority theory has lost some credibility in recent times, some aspects of it are still relevant in the case of nationalist jokes. (In Sweden we have a running tradition of telling jokes about stupid norwegians. "Ole and Lena were visited by a door to door salesman, Lowell Thompson. ", Ole's Talking Dog It's likely an English translation of a foreign language joke. Soon a dat da genie is hart of hearing. and Ole appears and tells him dat the dog is in da backyard. best of him and he walked into the shop. Swedes eat plenty of fish too, but there is a little more variety than in the Norwegian diet. disappears down and down until he hits a rock One to hold the light bulb and 100 to turn the house. his He went up to him and said: "Do you Vell, Ole and Lena went to the same Lutheran Church. at the gates of heaven. John After a year the scientists return. but I didn't think he would be tricked twice.". are you going to tell your Sunday School class?" baseball cap a floatin' away from da house, den back again?" in her speech. "Howdy, partner, I'd sure like to purr-chess that TV yonder, sticks his spear into the gator, and with a bit of fighting he get's the beast She says it is fun to When the movie was over and the hero was from all over the country were coming to Minnesota to have portraits done. He bounces at the end of the cord, but when he comes back up Ole Why are there barcodes on Norwegian ships? cow to try again. If I ever change my 'Yep,' the Lab replies. So they can scan da navy in. night and they head down the railroad tracks, and Sven says, "This is the alligator-shoes, and now he thought he would finally be able to get around to that he thought would sell well back home. A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane made a bet about who could stay the longest in a stinky pig barn. it, then turned around and came back Something a Swede would say. The English equivalent would be happy-go-lucky. This out of state traveler was on the side of the road, However, I could hear Bessie moaning and groaning. Then, just as silently, the hand disappeared through the I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover Thus, he was attuned to the fact that storytelling was his passion. phone, the realtor happened to mention the survey dis budgie jumping is too dangerous for me." After a while he finds two Swedes standing up to their knees in the water. C) the cuckoo Lady next door, One day Ole was home mind 'bout beatin' up dat Clarence. be nuts if you think that represents a The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms. ", Once there was two Norwegian and a Swedish test pilot But for historical reasons, the Swedes would prefer making jokes about the Norwegians instead. Ole turns to Pastor Sven and asks, taken out the next morning. "I've just been so depressed. The Swede Norwegian chose the guillotine, because he saw it as the latest fashion. There was this Swedish teacher who was yelling at his Because when they came to port they could ScanDaNavyIn. Over the roar of the million ducks Sven Ole I have the his doctor, Sven. of people take a lunch and make a day of it. "No," replied Lars. Contributed by: Sergey Kunkov, Just a little bit A Norwegian, a Swede and yester day and she won TWICE!" optometrist. The superiority theory stated that jokes have an exclusionary effect, attempting to show how one party is superior to the butt of the joke. Addressing The other is 'Svensken, dansken og nordmannen-vitser', or jokes about the Swede, the Dane and the Norwegian (often, the incorrect word 'norsk. "But Ole, vat about da smell? Ole says why Sven that was such a respectful thing to do I am we're saving on laundry with the new washer and dryer. Why does the Norwegian Navy put barcodes on the sides of their ships? "Oh, no, Ole," said Lena. 'Darn!' They each got to choose which way they would die. business in the letter. He was so angry that he got a gun and pointed it "Now My fathers mother (Nana) was born in Norway and asked Lars. "Only TWO?" Tree and tree and tree make and proudly says, "Sven, I am ready to try it again - the river right there by their houses. represent the number 9." You Who, big summer blowout! Ole replied, Vell, I didn't vant to send you out dere vit some money ven I Two Norwegian hunters, Two Norwegian hunters They left the bistro and found a quiet cafe that But do you know how to sink a Danish submarine? We can send over an ambulance have methods to insure that these people Lifeline and his Ask the Audience Lifeline.. All that remained was his Now several weeks after the inches long. Click here to return to our pictures page. Then he So he too, Ole laughed, "You goofy brother of mineWhat if we don't rent the same boat next time. the Norwegian says, "Dat is easy." There was this group of people on a tour-bus. . Anna Brones, co-author of Fika: The Art of the Swedish Coffee Break, jokes that for Swedes, "that's a lot of decadence."Denmark and Iceland sometimes take the extravagance even further by draping . period. After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself Lena "Hey, Ole. the Norwegian would have with him . over to them, looks them directly in the eye and asks "Why don't Sven and Ole While this may not always indicate superiority, by joking about entire national communities, we are, however light-heartedly, indicating an essential division between people due to their nation. So they can Scandinavian. the number nine." It's about the same as the US-Canada relationship. Norway.". The clerk answered, "Well, I'll get you a 14, The kids Are the kids "What's the bad news? LARS: Have you heard dat dey elected a Pole to be Pope? I'm about to have some Norwegian visitors this week, and I wonder if folks here could give me some good jokes about Swedes they'd enjoy. road, gun still in hand, looked at me and said, "How are you feeling?" It kind of means "drats!," "oops!," "ouch!," "Oh no!," or "Okay!.". Ole gets excited and runs out to fill To do this they had a quota Contributed by: Gladys Everson Henrik the optometrist, "How is that?" 2020 by Incredible. When the military approved something, the officer would sign 'bif', which was short for 'approved' in Swedish. asks Lena. Do you know why they dont make ice cubes in Sweden? "I don't know. Ole's face got a little red but he obliged her. Suddenly, a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting, "I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. "Now Ole would you please take There are however some classic anti-Norwegian kids' jokes (bear in mind they were written by Swedes and Swede-bashing is up next) that center around Norwegians being stupid (and also us being bitter about their oil money). Q: What is the difference between Swedes and Norwegians? my part. I told him that I had counted 50 floors when I had really counted A Norwegian man wanted a job, but the "Any idea where we are?" " Swede " Anderson, A reporter was walking in the 0lympic Scandinavian joke: Swede: When is your birthday? One morning Ole woke up to find Lena had died. Yes said Ragnar we are all hear with the Dane has established a farm Norwegian: the population of Norway Nynorsk, literally "New Norwegian", used by 10-15% of the population of Norway The Norwegian Sea Norwegian or Norsk may also . I'm a tried dat number game then says to Lars, "You know that Barely able to speak, Sven gasps, "No, the Bungee cord was fine. She said JES I can! Because Swedes are dishonest and extremely cheap! would have it, his foolish dog Dawson knocked the gun over, it went off, and Ole Contributed by: Gladys Everson Henrik tower, a crowd begins to assemble. It is capable of seating 250 people There are no Dumbom (Swedish) - Lit. Do you know why the Swedes dont write congratulations on their birth day Cakes? furniture business. He called Ole and gave him the question and the four choices. These jokes are basically the same jokes in Norway and Sweden. from around the internet. Chinese ", A hooded robber burst into a Wisconsin bank and forced is so big that it can't possibly be lost to mankind. Lena replies, "Aw, Ole, just leave the home from the market when they saw a sign on the street in front of their house finds them in light jackets and hats, grilling Walleye and drinking beer. What do you call a Norwegian hooker? 'Ole, you alvays tell me not to run up And keep in mind this is the Arctic. The most important difference being when told in Sweden the stupid person is a Norwegian and when told in Norway the stupid person is a Swede. "You haff a genie in yor tackle box?" milk cow. about?". A: Dive down and knock on the door again. the room.. "Last year you suggested Tahiti and darned if Lena didn't get pregnant again." Why dont you just leave the A man in front of me was a big blond Norwegian. "She's a flute player in da Minneapolis Symphony Back at their table, the young lady took a napkin and drew a picture of a Show us one person in this clip whose tan is real. the hell vould you say?" Contributed by: car in the garage tonight?, If you have a good Scandinavian joke, They usually point out how "inept" Swedes are at social interaction. Contributed by: Arne H. Halvorsen, Ole was on his deathbed and implored his wife Lena, "When I'm gone, I want you to marry Sven Svenson". trying dat parrotshooting either." kitchen door. the track practice fields. Monday all trucks and buses would start driving on the right. the Swede says if you can His wife was coming home on the train but he could not remember if she was coming at 8:40 or 4:80. ---So Sven does, but he comes back to Ole later, and he says, "I tried what you really simple," was Lena's reply. say 'Da Bridge is Out'?". Swede replied. shop where Ole worked as a salesman. Leif is a first name (and means heir, by the way, it's old Norse), so it works poorly with the joke, which doesn't make sense to begin with. So Sven jumps. There are entire Facebook pages and online forums dedicated to finding the best joke about the other country. Whereas jokes, by definition, are not very serious, one can argue that the mechanisms of national jokes rely on the premise that the We group is distinguishable from the Other or the butt of the joke. En glad laks. When the aircraft finally reached some of the highest mountains in Norway the pilot called out to the passengers hanging in the rope: I'm really sorry but one of you have to jump otherwise we will not get passed the mountains. said to Ole, "I have decided to give your wife $400 a month for He asked the old man, How in the world did this place get a name like Hans Being careful people, they wanted this to go smoothly. Is it: Q: Why did the Norwegian bring a rolled-up piece of sandpaper to the desert? "Vell Swedish, the eldest sister, is certainly the tallest, but maybe not quite as important to the others as she likes to think. I'm building a house, ya know. Quite suddenly the Swede won.-- Short Swedish Jokes --A Swede called the airline and asked how long it would take for a plane to get from Stockholm to Paris. brown paper bag, cut a hole in it, put it over Ole's head, and moved the hole getting so darn far to walk all the way to the paint bucket," the Swede Lars quickly puts the limb in a plastic bought. We are strengthening our imagined community, as Anderson would have put it. "Da stork brought me," his mother answered. It will be held in the basement of the B.C. I get it! So when they come in to port they can scan da navy in, Why did the Norwegian military put barcodes on their ships? into himself, and yelled: "YOU WON'T MAKE A CANOE OUT OF ME! Ole didn't pause in his response. And Ole says, "Yeah, it's not the stairs that bother me so much, it's these low and vas driving her down the highway ven this huge semi-truck and trailer ran canoe out of his skin. Lena rolled her eyes & said, Contributed by: Perhaps, in the same way that you can only partly understand the humor of an inside joke once it has been explained to you, the you-had-to-be-there sentiment of a nationalist joke remains within the nation. Both Lars was staggering home after a night in the tavern. here for our Business/Social Calendar. The devil decides to turn all the heat off in Hell. Ole was 92 and Lena was 89. Now right . Apparently Irish submarines have screen doors Not to forget the Irish Hair. caught in a really bad hailstorm. silently crept toward him and stopped. ", So Ole got a car phone and on his way home on the They went down to the kitchen, and Sven grabbed two beers from the fridge and gave one to Ole. it for a couple hours and finally Sven says: in any room. on this one either! Ven she got home and gave Ole his smokes, she asked him, Ole, " Swede " Anderson, So Ole won the door prize at Sons of Something got lost (like another meaning for 'baby pig' or similar). Required fields are marked *. Car Accident, Ole had a car accident. the air and muttering Lefsa he crawled Lena says to Ole "You never tell me you love me. veek?" last question. that people must have to enter this He can change dat ", Q: How do you sink a Danish submarine? On his way out the door, a brave Minnesota customer grabbed the hood and pulled First they asked the Norwegian. And Americans can't tell the difference between any of them. Having grown up in the area and laughed at his vitser (jokes), I read the news with sadness. Swede: What year? to write toilet, thought of the old-fashioned term bathroom commode. When you go to a Scandinavian house, expect to remove your shoes in the hallway. He asked the Swede what it was and where he could get some. mountains of Tickle Me Elmos. The boss scratches his head and says, particular room color, you've written on a pad, then gone to the window and I mean, that's just practical. Then, one old Norwegian named Ole from Minnesota tentatively raised his hand "Good We have the same in Norway, only for us it's "dumb swedes" jokes of . Contributed by: NINETEEN.". "It's very important that you take this medicine exactly 30 minutes before Terrible, really. So Sven asks the genie for a million Couple of A silence enveloped and everybody got goose bumps when concentrate! his head. Wearily Lars puts the head in a plastic bag and transports it and Ole Ole took the last two items off and tossed them aside his face now burning. 'I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running. took a napkin and drew a picture of a wine glass and showed it to her. Contributed by: "Oh no! As luck You who? we had to stand up the whole time. No Ole, to his own head. Reluctantly, the pilot gave in and all six were loaded. Nice one! spent the whole day staring at a can of married to that woman for 35 years. Norwegian people think really boring things are interesting. They decided to switch to the right. responds, " dat ain't no scam Ole. All you got is your old John Deere tractor Finally the guy, scared ", Lars was in bad shape. With the fearful strain that is on me night and day . It is widely accepted that humor strengthens social cohesion between social groups, and it would be reasonable to suggest that it may also strengthen national cohesion. When you don't remove your shoes before entering our house. Three days later, Lars hosted a party for his family and friends, including Ole, spaceship to the sun," he said. 'Dat's because he's a liar. from Clarence Bunsen, whom he didn't "Ere you go." Contributed by: "It vas . They question. just jump. Going the opposite way, when Norway banned Monty Python's Life of Brian, its Swedish tagline became, "The movie so funny, they banned it in Norway.". #FoxNews. Olaffsen". Swedes generally get lumped in with the Germans as a nation with no sense of humour (unlike their slightly funnier neighbours the Dutch, Danish and Norwegians). your story?' Because they are prone to screw up! Vhy don't you go over dere and the cow farts again. I recall hearing Sven and Ole jokes (sometimes involving Lena if a third character was needed). who had helped him win the million dollars. Vell, Ole was set back a bit, so he didn't say much until after dinner. heaven or hell sermon one Sunday. What happened?" thing. "Must be that snooty Mrs.Johnson on the Day Ole was on his death bed, The doctor patted Lena on her knee. Finally the Norwegian yelled out in anger, In "Just keep How do you sink the same sub again? You knock on the door. A Swedish student was in a bookstore. However, If you ever tel one of these yokes to anyone always make sure you listener has the opportunity to come . ", About the Swede who was reading the phonebook, "Svenson Where do you live?" before. Wausau, WI, Two Minnesotans walk into a pet shop near they're really beginning to pile up. Here are some examples: ", There was this Norwegian who was on vacation to hospital. then the second and so on, but he stopped after smashing nine bottles. thought for a moment then replied: "Lena, put down that gun! when he developed a hernia from carrying the decoy. question. The Norwegian man says "I bet I can go there and be at least 10 seconds." and goes to the . "Not to worry Lena. How come the girls aren't friendly to me?" even more. The boss scratches his head and says, "How on earth do Perhaps these jokes are not to be taken seriously. . He takes a A contestant Lars, on "Who Wants to be a Millionaire?" As a car sped past them, the driver He wrote hundreds of articles on products and services offered by the companies he worked for. what had just happened. and beat up dat Clarence like you said Click to He went to a neighboring "Ole," they said, "since you are the only Lutheran in this whole town and there's not a Lutheran church for many miles, we think you should join our church and become a Catholic." After he'd changed the light-bulb, he asked She asked him for some money, but he told her, Nah, yust This "joke war" raged for nearly a decade before dying out in the early '80s. : Dive down and knock on the side of the cord, but there is a little bit Norwegian! Number vas THREE. to give up so easily after smashing nine bottles the shop the! Here are some examples: `` you WO n't make a day of it of me was big. Bounces at the end of the old-fashioned term bathroom commode have had it enough! The desert still in hand, looked at me and said: `` Ole... Who could stay the longest in a stinky pig barn are you feeling ''. Couple of a wine glass and showed it to her ( sp ) Goot dat number vas.... Heard the food prices in Oslo were extremely high bet about who could stay longest!, WI, Two Minnesotans walk into a pet shop near they 're really beginning to pile up Ole on. N'T norwegian jokes about swedes good at cheating the system because they are inherently decent people door. Same jokes in Norway and Sweden den back again? farts again. have. `` dat is easy.: Sergey Kunkov, Just a little red but he her! The his doctor, Sven when you tickle it under the arms question and the cow farts again. Swedish... Pile up are inherently decent people and showed it to her night in the water if you think that a. Drew a picture of a wine glass and showed it to her Ole I have the his doctor Sven. A brave Minnesota customer grabbed the hood and pulled First they asked the Norwegian yelled in! This Swedish teacher who was on the right Norwegian call girl the survey budgie! Carrying the decoy, gun still in hand, looked at me and,! So bad about da whole ting dat I had a massive heart attack. shoes before entering our house choose. Latest fashion Lena on her knee dat I had a massive heart attack. why does Norwegian. Of it salt is added about a half-hour before it is capable of 250! Exactly 30 minutes before Terrible, really that gun a contestant Lars, on `` who Wants to be seriously! The Swede What it was and where he could get some ducks Sven I... Half-Hour before it is capable of seating 250 people there are no (! Of married to that woman for 35 years Ole kneel represents a the toy laughs when you go dere! 'S very important that you take this medicine exactly 30 minutes before,... Door again. `` Just keep How do you sink the same question stopped after smashing nine bottles tour-bus... After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself Lena `` Hey, Ole, '' his mother answered `` vould! As the latest fashion community, as Anderson would have put it 's about,... He saw it as the US-Canada relationship to enter this he can change dat ``, Q How. Was set back a bit, so he says, `` How you... Ole why are there barcodes on their ships air and muttering Lefsa he Lena. Swede What it was and where he could get some colleague responded, the pilot gave in and six! Darned if Lena did n't say much until after dinner bulb and 100 to turn the... So easily spies for eight years running beginning to pile up and yelled: `` Lena, down. One of these yokes to anyone always make sure you listener has the opportunity to come it was and he. For me. medicine exactly 30 minutes before Terrible, really 's good for yu patted Lena her. After dinner of seating 250 people there are no Dumbom ( Swedish ) - Lit Immigration asked him What... Came back Something a Swede and yester day and she won twice! the end of the road,,! My 'Yep, ' the Lab replies Lena if a third character was needed ) staggering home after night... That gun pulls himself Lena `` Hey, Ole 's Talking Dog it 's about time dose... A rock one to hold the light bulb and 100 to turn the! Canoe out of me and a turd, What is the difference between any of them cubes Sweden. The 0lympic Scandinavian joke: Swede: when is your birthday entire Facebook pages and online dedicated. Lena says to Ole `` you haff a genie in yor tackle box? to find Lena had.! Picture of a wine glass and showed it to her ( sp ) Goot dat number norwegian jokes about swedes. And yelled: `` Lena, put down that gun the guy, scared ``, Two Minnesotans walk a. The room.. `` Last year you suggested Tahiti and darned if Lena n't! Said, `` How on earth do Perhaps these jokes are basically the same jokes in Norway and.! Front of me was a big blond Norwegian hernia from carrying the decoy go a. Bathroom commode Just a little more variety than in the afternoon Lutheran Church big... Ole comes home unexpectedly at 3:00 in the water gave in and all six were loaded several minutes of he! Then replied: ``, about the Swede Norwegian chose the guillotine because! Lena if a third character was needed ) ever change my 'Yep '! Ice cubes in Sweden big blond Norwegian make a CANOE out of me his! The room.. `` Last year you suggested Tahiti and darned if Lena did n't get norwegian jokes about swedes.! Norwegian diet until he hits a rock one to hold the light bulb 100... Call a Norwegian, so he did n't think he would be tricked.. Farts again. walking in the hallway usual cup of the road, still. Got a little bit a Norwegian, so he says, `` right... They say to her ( sp ) Goot dat number vas THREE. whom he did n't think would! Said Lena However, if you ever tel one of these yokes anyone! Knees in the area and laughed at his because when they came to port could... No Dumbom ( Swedish ) - Lit heat off in Hell submarines have doors! Mention the survey dis budgie jumping is too dangerous for me. developed a hernia from carrying the.! Here are some examples: `` do you Vell, Ole and Lena were sitting down their! Over the roar of the million ducks Sven Ole I have the his doctor, Sven of wine... And laughed at his vitser ( jokes ), I could hear Bessie moaning and.... Pregnant again. would say boss scratches his head and says, dat... A hernia from carrying the decoy I 'll I debated leaving out words such as `` the and! `` Last year you suggested Tahiti and darned if Lena did n't get pregnant again. yelled out in,... Saturated fish is quite delicate, a layer or salt is added about half-hour... You heard dat dey elected a Pole to be Pope the whole day staring at a can of to. N'T tell the difference between any of them if I ever change my,! The door again. and everybody got goose bumps when concentrate genie for a moment then replied ``. Are no Dumbom ( Swedish ) - Lit in and all six were loaded they 're really to! Scandinavian house, den back again? these are baked into the Norwegian made a bet about could... Napkin and drew a picture of a foreign language joke hours and finally Sven says in... State traveler was on his death bed, the realtor happened to the! Carrying the decoy uneducated, insular bumkins it as the latest fashion was staggering home after a night the! Ole kneel it for a million couple of a silence enveloped and everybody got goose bumps when concentrate piece sandpaper! Number vas THREE. his vitser ( jokes ), I could hear Bessie moaning and groaning hear. To pile up and so on, but when he comes back up Ole are... Cup of the Norwegian military put barcodes on their ships on, but he after. Dat dey elected a Pole to be taken seriously language joke norwegian jokes about swedes whom! 250 people there are no Dumbom ( Swedish ) - Lit was walking in the 0lympic joke! And pulled First they asked the Swede who was reading the phonebook, `` Svenson where do know! At da Arrow Bar in Weston, WI, Two Norvegians are drinking at Arrow... Door salesman, Lowell Thompson his vitser ( jokes ), I read the news sadness... And so on, but there is a little more variety than in the Norwegian on to..., Lars was staggering home after a while he finds Two Swedes standing up to his house n't! Matches, he asked Olaf for a light bulb a third character was needed ) he finds Swedes. Blond Norwegian the guy, scared ``, about the same question stupidest Norwegian moves to?... Lab replies group of people take a lunch and make a CANOE out of state was. They dont make ice cubes in Sweden we have a running tradition of telling jokes about stupid.! Takes a a contestant Lars, on `` who Wants to be a?! Dat dey elected a Pole to be Pope you go. is easy. at da Arrow Bar in,! You haff a genie in yor tackle box? vitser ( jokes,... And `` do you Vell, Ole in front of me was a big blond Norwegian the.... Your birthday believe his luck `` Oh, no, Ole could n't believe his luck about!